Guest Blogger: making THE team

by Toni Childs

I was having a conversation the other day with a friend and in the midst of her boasting about her “team” and listening to me whine about my lack thereof…she objected and started listing those that are currently trying out but haven’t been given the uniform. I quickly had to explain to her why they weren’t on the team and why they were more “booster club” material. Then I started thinking about the players that every single (not in a committed relationship) girl needs on her team. So here are my picks:

1. Kobe/Lebron- The big show. The main attraction. This is the one you prefer to have in the game at all times. He rarely disappoints. It’s always a good time. Unfortunately, there are road games or escapes to get it in in Colorado from time to time, so he’s not always available. So there’s got to be more players on the team…

2. Shaq- 2nd best compared to the big show. He’s a big name but bigger in stature, which is useful. He can move things, threaten people. He’s like your manly man. Your protection. The one you call for oil changes, to lift heavy things, and still makes a great date. Laid back-cool personality. Yeah he might have a side chick (or two) but he’s just a part of the team so there’s no trippin. He comes through when necessary.

3. Dwight Howard- Body sculpted by God himself. You keep him around if for nothing more than to have something to look at. Sometimes you’d prefer it if he didn’t speak, just stand there. But he can be fun. He’s your showpiece. Men have arm candy, why shouldn’t we? Just try to keep the  poor decision of a baby mama other women in his life at bay. He’s hot and there might be a little drama that comes with him, so keep the playing time limited.

4. Dirk Nowitzski- Jeezy keeps him one and you should too. The key thing about this player is that he’s versatile. He can play many positions and can actually be flexible to adjust to various situations. Your surroundings or his, he’s comfortable. Plus he can introduce to you to some folks you might not encounter on the reg. His background is a little different so he can expose you and your country arse to a few different things.

5. Nate Robinson- He’s unsuspecting because of his looks or demeanor, but surprisingly, he comes through in big ways sometimes.He’s the sleeper. The one you didn’t even think you’d have any interest in but gave it a try anyway. He’s got personality- its just not readily  apparent. He’s sweet. He’s actually a contender for the number one spot in an ideal world….but then there’s like one thing that keeps him from that spot. Somewhere he’s underwhelming.

6. Shelden Williams- This guy is just happy to be on the team. Not that he’s not a good catch. There’s nothing overly exciting about him, but he comes through in the clutch. He can step in and make a play if necessary. He’s your bench guy. Call on him when you need him. He’s a hard worker, doesn’t complain about his PT. He’s your no expectations, no fuss guy and just great to have around.

Then there’s these guys…

Booster club members- these are guys that tried out for the team, but lacked the things needed to suit up. They are were enthusiastic about the prospect of getting on the team, but there’s just no room for them. They can’t dribble, shoot, none of that. They do better in the stands- as support, or selling candy to raise money for uniforms or something. You can hang out with them on a platonic level for some time, but watch out, they may keep trying to step their came up and make that roster.

I stopped at six,because let’s be real, anymore that that number you’re probably considered somebody’s garden tool #imjustsayin. We know there’s a double standard for men and women and it certainly extends to the number of players on the team. And for women, the team really needs to be about Quality…not Quantity.

Did I miss a key player for every team? 

Is this too many players?

Fellas, what are the components of your team- or is it just a rack of women (quantity > quality)?

Guest Blogger ”Toni Childs” is a blogger for The Gifted Life.

Check her out at www.thegiftedlife.com

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